Would you rather:
- Be able to control your hair like tentacles OR be able to perfectly mimic any sound you hear?Mimic any sound I hear
- While driving, only be able to drive 35 mph, no faster, no slower OR only be able to turn left?3 Left’s make a right and at any speed I could take the time to make those lefts.
- Punch an 80-year-old man in the face OR kick a 10-year-old kid in the shins?Oh that’s a tough one, can I say both?
- Spray deer urine all over your body before a major event (wedding, birthday, anniversary, etc) and not bathe for a full day OR not bathe for a full week before the major event?I’m going to have to go with the whole week thing.




Comments (1)
sadly, i've done the week w/o bathing thing before (don't ask) and it's really not that bad...gross...but not that stinky...:)
Posted by Azure | October 14, 2003 11:04 PM
Posted on October 14, 2003 23:04