Would you rather:
- Eat half a slice of toast covered with bee larvae OR drink a shot of tequila with 5 live tequila worms in it?Tequila, at least I would be getting drunk while doing it.
- Be able to blow bubbles out your ears OR turn your skin bright blue?Blue would be a great party trick.
- Be wrongly accused of sexual indecency with a minor OR be rightly accused of sexual indecency with an animal?I would have to say the animal, because I wouldn’t be put on the sexual offenders list then. (I don’t think they have one for animals?)
- Be kidnapped, drugged, and wake up the opposite sex OR missing both your kidneys?Missing both kidneys, I would rather be dead then the opposite sex.




Comments (1)
i'm with ya on all but the last one...i wouldn't mind being a guy...at least i'd be able to pee standing up...;)
Posted by Azure | October 21, 2003 2:01 PM
Posted on October 21, 2003 14:01