Tommys Thoughts

Would you rather:

1. Lick a dog’s toenails clean OR bite your mother’s toenails to keep them trim?
   Bite my mothers.
   
   
2. Play the accordian in a band named “Dick Drippings and the Panty-Wearing Sissies” OR the triangle in a band named “Whiffy Cheeseball and the Lugnut Trio” thanks deltus
   Triangle, Triangle
   
   
3. Be a genius for 3 months out of the year and a drooling idiot the other 9 months OR be average intelligence, but never learn to read?
   Drooling idiot, Hmm, not much different then everyday life, but oh so much more fun.
   
   
4. Collect lint at ten thousand times your natural rate OR have everything you do in life relayed out loud by Marv Albert?
   Lint