Tommys Thoughts

I know its Thursday, its been a long week.

Would you rather:

1. Have every dog you meet sniff your butt OR your crotch?
   Butt, that way I can just walk and they will follow.
   
   
2. Get cancer when you’re 30, be treated, and it go into remission never to be seen again OR get alzheimer’s when you’re 80?
   alzheimer’s, I hope to be dead by then anyway.
   
   
3. Take a bite of raw chicken OR eat a donut out of a dumpster?
   Do I have to swallow? I would do the raw chicken if I don’t have to swallow it.
   
   
4. Be so completely unaffected by adrenaline that you frequently bungee jump, cliff dive, and skydive just to try to get a thrill OR be the complete opposite and find the merry-go-round too thrilling to ride?
   Who’s to say the merry-go-round is not thrilling?