Would you rather:
- receive oral sex from professor dumbledore (of harry potter fame) OR gandolf (of lord of the rings fame)?Neither, I would like to get it from Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider.
- be a world renowned singer OR be a world renowned actor?I think Singing would be cool, even though I can’t do it.
- make a living scooping roadkill off the highways OR cleaning the rubber sheets at a brothel that specializes in “scat”?I’m going to go for the road kill, at least I would be able to work outside.
- order a white russian stirred thrice with a cinnamon stick in a biker bar OR a can of schlitz at the four seasons during a black tie event?I’m going to have to go with the Schlitz. The rich people aren’t going to kick my ass for ordering it, they are just going to give me an awful stare and will laugh back at them because I’m a better person.
