Would you rather:
- eat pickled herring with every meal for the next year OR eat just one live monkey’s brain? Monkey’s Brain
- assuming they paid the same, clean up elephant poop at the circus for a living OR be a senator’s aid? Elephant Poop, I have always wanted to work or the circus
- have every joint on your body be double-jointed OR be able to jump 6 feet straight up from standing? Straight up 6 feet, Look out NBA
- choke the very life out of a cute, little bunny rabbit OR sleep in a vat of maggots for a month? (thanks nicole) Choke Rabbit




Comments (1)
gah!! i guess i'd hafta go w/the monkey brain, though i'd rather be a senator's aide...so long as he wasn't a perv (and they all are, aren't they?)...i'm already double jointed, so i'd go for the jump thing too...and yeah, da bunny's gonna die!! lol
Posted by Azure | April 21, 2004 7:18 PM
Posted on April 21, 2004 19:18