Would you rather:
- your best friend overhear you telling somebody else a deep secret about them OR your child overhear you venting your frustrations about your significant other? Child - they hear it anyway.
- learn an obscure language only spoken by 15 other people on the planet OR be able to guess somebody’s exact birthdate, just by looking at them?Birthdate - that way I couldn’t get in trouble for the underage girls
- have eyebrows that grow in VERY bushy, daily, no matter how you try to prune them OR make a sound like a tuba whenever you blow your nose? Tuba - I think it sounds like that anyway.
- have a job that makes $200,000 a year, but you only get to see your family once a week for 3 hours OR make just enough to survive from check-to-check, but be able to see your family whenever you want?As much as I would love the $200,000, we have survived check to check now as it is and I love being able to see my family whenever I want.
