Tommys Thoughts

Would you rather:

1. all your toenails rot and fall off OR grow a thick, bushy coat of back hair?
   I guess I can always shave or have a wax
   
   
2. have the psychic ability to hear other people’s thoughts but be unable to turn it off OR the psychic ability to transmit your thoughts to everyone within a mile, but again you can’t turn it off?
   I guess I would rather hear what people are thinking, then having people know what I’m thinking about them.
   
   
3. watch Richard Simmons and Susan Powter get it on OR Oprah and Dr. Phil?
   I think it would be funny to see Richard Simmons pounding someone.
   
   
4. find a cure for cancer, but be ridiculed for it for 20 years before it was accepted OR find a cure for cancer and be considered a hero for 5 years, only for the public to find out it was a hoax
   If it saves lives, I will accept my 20 year fate