Would you rather:
- hear somebody breaking into your house and all you have is a bat OR an unloaded gun? Give me the bat, I’ll hit a home run
- walk barefoot over 6 feet of roaches OR 6 feet of thumbtacks? roaches
- after playing a game of beach volleyball for over an hour, have only a pitcher of milk to refresh you OR a pot of fresh-brewed coffee? Milk, I hate coffee
- at a neighbor’s party, be caught picking food out of the trash and eating it OR going through their dirty laundry and sniffing it?Laundry, as long as I’m not going to be caught.
