Tommys Thoughts

Looking back over the years
that we’ve been together,
I can’t help but wonder…
“What the heck was I thinking?”
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Your dad’s silver-plated rifle was nice touch.
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How could two people as beautiful as you …
Have such an ugly baby?
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I’ve always wanted to have
someone to hold, someone to love.
After meeting you ..
I’ve changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life ..
I never believed in Satan ‘til I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…
That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your decision to live without me.
Before you go, however,
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You’ll probably need it … again.
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age …
Almost lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up,
I think it’s time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
what say we stop?
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I’m so miserable without you …
it’s almost like you’re here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever figure out who the father was?
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