Found this at: Musings of Critter’s Mom
With the Super Bowl moving here next year, here are some thoughts about a team that we know won’t be playing a home Super Bowl game!
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”
Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lions out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a thief.
Q: Why doesn’t Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
Q: What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
BUT WE STILL CAN HOPE…..or IS IT TOO LATE?????
