I wanted to give the girls some equal time here, so today I have a slam against the males for you. Enjoy!
- Men are like ……. Laxatives …… They irritate the crap out of you.
- Men are like ……. Bananas ….. The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like ……. Weather …. Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like ……. Blenders …. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
- Men are like ……. Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like ……. Commercials ….. You can’t believe a word they say.
- Men are like ……. Department Stores …. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- Men are like ……. Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like ……. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like ……. Popcorn ….. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like ……. Snowstorms ….. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
- Men are like ……. Lava Lamps …. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like ……. Parking Spots …….. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
Comments (2)
booo!! hiss!!
Posted by mundaneDan | February 24, 2005 2:47 PM
Posted on February 24, 2005 14:47
LOL! That was good! You should have picked up some brownie points with the women you ticked off yesterday! LOL!
Posted by Wendi | February 24, 2005 6:57 PM
Posted on February 24, 2005 18:57