Tommys Thoughts

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy left. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, “About 3 hours.” The guy left. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and a half.” The guy left.The barber who is intrigued by this time, looked over at a friend in the shop and said, “Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes.”A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left here?” Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,” Your house.”