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Job applicant

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I4m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicait.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer’s response:……

Dear Peggy May,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

Comments (2)

Global Avatar - Click to get your own   tj:

Click to enlarge more? How much more ENLARGED could she get. She already has to use the tree to keep from falling over.

Global Avatar - Click to get your own   yvett:

Ewww. She probably would get hired, though.

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