Who doesn’t like a good bumper sticker? I have been seeing this one recently coming out of work, so this person and I must leave at the same time or something like that.
“I’m hung like Einstein and smart as a horse” - like me but reversed :)
Here are more from my daily email:
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog… Dorothy.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW..
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?
Comments (2)
These are great! I think my favorite might be "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."
Haha!! That is SO me!!
Posted by buzz | July 14, 2005 9:52 AM
Posted on July 14, 2005 09:52
those are great. thanx for the laugh. :)
Posted by middle-aged man | July 14, 2005 4:43 PM
Posted on July 14, 2005 16:43