This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks “I notice you’ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?”
“Yes” she replies, “He’s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
“That’s remarkable” the husband replies, “I wouldn’t think anybody could celebrate that long.”
Comments (1)
Had to read the punch line twice (I was drinking, you know) - I thought for a minute it was celibate!!!!
Posted by Ed | July 28, 2005 8:22 PM
Posted on July 28, 2005 20:22