I know that I rip on the women a little on this site, so I thought it would be nice if I gave something back. I don’t believe them, but they are for your enjoyment! :)
Why do men like smart women?
….Opposites attract.
How do men define a “50/50” relationship?
…..We cook — they eat; we clean — they dirty; we iron — they wrinkle.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
…..Make him wear shoes.
What did God say after creating man?
…..I can do so much better.
What’s the smartest thing a man can say?
…..”My wife says…”
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
…..So men can understand them.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
…..To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
…..Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
…..Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
…..When it’s time to go back to his childhood, he’s already there.
Comments (2)
Those are cute. I've never really seen it as you ripping on women. They're jokes. I think I like those better than "man basher" jokes. What can I say, I love men.
Posted by yvett | July 15, 2005 11:52 AM
Posted on July 15, 2005 11:52
Hardy har har har!
Posted by Tamara | July 16, 2005 12:21 PM
Posted on July 16, 2005 12:21