Ah college seems so far away for me now. Take a look at the list below and think are you still in college or are you out?
- At 6am you’re waking up instead of going to bed.
- Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.
- College sweatshirts are ‘casual’ instead of dress-up.
- The 4 food groups are no longer beer, pizza, ramen and cereal.
- It’s ‘getting late’ when it’s 9:30 p.m.
- Three Words: School Loan Payments.
- You make thousands of dollars a year - and still can’t afford that dream car.
- You start eying the Light Beer section appreciatively.
- Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.
- Sneakers are now ‘weekend shoes’.
- Dinner and a movie becomes the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
- “Your girlfriend’s pregnant”-brings thoughts of tax breaks instead of coronaries.
- Jack and Cokes become Dewers on the Rocks.
- The only drugs you take are Tums and Tylenol.
- You get your news from sources other than ESPN Sportscenter and MTV News.
- You find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour Calculus exams. (Just kidding!!!)
- You empathize with the characters from ‘Friends’.
- METABOLISM SLOWDOWN.
- Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone’s and Mad Dog.
- You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
- When drinking, you say at least once, “I just don’t have the tolerance I used to.”
Comments (1)
I couldn't stop laughing at #12. These are really good.
Posted by yvett | July 21, 2005 1:45 AM
Posted on July 21, 2005 01:45