- “Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.”
- “Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the morning.”
- “Don’t flush the john when your dad’s in the shower.”
- “Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.”
- “Never bug a pregnant mom.”
- “Don’t ever be too full for dessert.”
- “When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer him.”
- “Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.”
- “Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.”
- “When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.”
- “Never spit when on a roller coaster.”
- “Never do pranks at a police station.”
- “Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it’s moving.”
- “Never tell your little brother that you’re not going to do what your mom told you to do.”
- “Remember you’re never too old to hold your father’s hand.”
- “Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.”
- “Stay away from prunes.”
- “Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.”
- “Forget the cake, go for the icing.”
- “Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and Grandma’s house.”
- “When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.”
