-Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
-You wake up face down on the pavement.
-You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
-You see a “60 Minutes news team” waiting in your outer office.
-Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
-You turn on the TV news and they’re displaying emergency routes out of your city.
-The woman you’ve been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.
-Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
-You have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up!
