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October 31, 2005

TWO MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked...

Blue Gold

Blue Gold : NUMA Filesby Paul Kemprecos, Clive CusslerIn 1991 Francesca left Sao Paulo to give her discovery to the...

Ouch That's Just Wrong

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Bad Halloween Joke

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of...

Monday Madness 10/31

Name 1 comedy movie you've seen.Groundhog Day, it was just on yesterday Name 2 black and white films you...

The Tow Truck

It was very interesting this morning on my drive into work. I was riding behind this pickup truck that was...

October 30, 2005

UM - Week 143

Unbreakable:: Spirit Have mercy:: on me Do it better:: then thy neighbor Settle scores:: on the field Comments:: always...

October 28, 2005

Say the Color

click to enlarge So where you able to say the color that was written or the color that the word...

Just Following Directions

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for...

October 26, 2005

Naked Prey

Naked Preyby John SandfordLucas is settling into family life. He is married now and Weather had a baby boy and...

October 24, 2005

Monday Madness 10/24

How about one more week of 'this or that?' Have fun! And thank you for playing! diamonds or pearls?Pearls...

Visiting Grandma

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife: "You come to...

October 23, 2005

UM - Week 142

Infiltration:: spy Nice person:: Santa Debt:: Always Settle down:: Yea right Thomas:: the Tank Engine Unforgivable:: Gene Hackman Medicine::...

October 21, 2005

F5 - 10/21

Have you made any Halloween plans?My plans would be stay home and do nothing, but I'm am told that...

Feast Sixty-Seven

Appetizer Do you button shirts top-to-bottom or bottom-to-top?Bottom-to-top Soup What is your favorite sandwich?Steakhouse from Quizno's Salad What was...

New Gas Gauge

This is the gauge in the Van? Click to enlarge...

A Few of Life's Unanswered Questions

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their...

October 20, 2005

T3 - 10/20

::Butterflies are Free:: Onesome: Butterflies-- 'Tis the end of butterfly season, at least here in the Northern Hemisphere (hey,...

Parent Definitions

Amnesia: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again. Defense: what you'd better...

Just A Friendly Game

Hockey Brawl, it will make more sense to you if you can speak French....

October 19, 2005

Mortal Prey

Mortal Preyby John SandfordClara Rinker had finally found happiness and peace in her life down in Mexico. She had met...

The Third Option

The Third Optionby Vince FlynnThe CIA and the President put out a hit on a Count from Germany who is...

October 18, 2005

Could It Be Any Worse

Its bad enough that the gas prices are high, though they have gone down the last couple of weeks, but...

October 17, 2005

UM - Week 141

On the verge:: of a breakdown Tempestuous::? Coherent:: barely Near death:: Most mornings Illiterate:: Not anymore Why not?:: because...

October 14, 2005

Sorry

Just wanted to say sorry to all my visitors. I have been pretty absent this month. Its amazing how when...

One For The Money

One For The Moneyby Janet EvanovichStehanie Plum has lost her job and is selling all her stuff to pay for...

Transfer of Power

Transfer of Powerby Vince FlynnThis was the 2nd book put out by Vince Flynn. In this book, Terrorist take over...

Feast Sixty-Six

Appetizer Who is someone you would consider to be a calm person?Me, I don't seem to really ever get...

October 10, 2005

UM - Week 140

Quirk:: in the system Crystal:: method Pet Peeve:: Toilet seat up. Cuban:: cigars Breasts:: ahhh. Whispers:: Church / Library...

October 7, 2005

Body of Evidence

Body of Evidenceby Patricia CornwellKay Scarpetta thought this was just another murder of a writer, but as she kept digging...

F5 - 10/07

Have you ever been to the emergency room?Yes I think I have been there at least 3 or 4...

Feast Sixty-Five

Appetizer Name 3 qualities that are important to you in friendship.1) Nice2) Understanding3) Non-Judgmental Soup If you could dream...

October 2, 2005

UM - Week 139

Quaint:: country Rind:: watermelon Disease:: aids Queer:: 5 guys Pork:: Chops Soaked:: water logged. Skeleton:: key Mold:: black Finished::...

October 1, 2005

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