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Tue 01.25.2005
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Fri 01.25.2002
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Words with two Meanings

  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
    Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
  2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
    Male…. Playing football without a cup.
  3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
    Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
  4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male…… Trying not to flirt with other women while out with this one.
  5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male…… A source of entertainment, self-_expression, and male bonding.
  7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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Global Avatar - Click to get your own   Michelle:

rofl!

So true...

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