Tommys Thoughts

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, “Quick, pour me twelve drinks.”

The bartender pours twelve shots and the guy chugs them down, one after another. The bartender asks the guy, “Don’t you think you’re drinking a little too fast?”

The guys says, “Well, you’d be drinking this fast, too, if you had what I’ve got.”

The bartender, a concerned look on his face, leans in and asks, “What’ve you got?”