The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ….
Nice children you’ve got there - are they twins?”
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, “Hell no they
ain’t, the oldest one, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?…….. Do you really think they look alike?”
“No”, replies the greeter, “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice!”
Comments (1)
Oops. I posted the comment twice. It wasn't taking the first time.
I also wanted to let you know that I love the new look!
Posted by yvett | August 16, 2006 5:34 PM
Posted on August 16, 2006 17:34