A man found an old lamp on a California beach. He picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie! The genie said, “I grant only one wish. What would you like?”
The man said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly and I get seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there to visit?”
The genie laughed. “How would the supports reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of all the concrete and steel! No, it’s impossible, so think of another wish.”
“OK,” the man said. “I’ve been divorced four times and my wives all told me I was insensitive to women. So, I wish that I could understand women and know how to make them truly happy.”
The genie said, “Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?”
Comments (1)
Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny. (that's sarcasm if you couldn't read between the lines... ;-) )
Posted by Becky | September 15, 2006 2:21 PM
Posted on September 15, 2006 14:21