An idiot was driving his car in the country when he spotted another idiot trying to paddle a canoethrough a dry field of wheat. The idiot stopped his car and yelled, “What are you doing?”
“What do you think, you idiot!” the other idiot yelled. “I’m trying to paddle this canoe but it doesn’t seem to be working.”
“Are you calling me an idiot?” the idiot in the car yelled. “Why, if I knew how to swim I’d come out there and punch you right in the nose!”
