- Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance…
- Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink…
- Only in America… do people order double cheese burgers, large fries…and a diet coke…
- Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters…
- Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage…
- Only in America… do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place…
- Only in America… do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight…
- Only in America… do we use the word “politics” to describe the process so well: “Poli” in latin meaning “many” and “tics”meaning “blood-sucking creatures”…
- Only in America… do people park on Driveway and drive on Parkway!!!
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OMG! I SO do #3. I feel so guilty ordering my meal, and then a DIET Coke. Too funny. Actually, I do lots of these things, but that one made me laugh! How was your weekend at the lake?
Posted by Becky | September 5, 2006 1:14 PM
Posted on September 5, 2006 13:14