A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back in the house.
A few minutes later, the young woman came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stomped her foot and went back inside. The man wondered what she was looking for. He stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to what he was doing.
As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off the lawnmower and went up to her. “What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?”
The young woman looked up at the man and said, “Well, there’s this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, ‘You’ve got mail.’ But when I come out here to check, I don’t have any.”
Comments (1)
Gosh! What a current joke. I think I heard this back in oh, 1970.
I'm gonna buy you the same thing I'm buying my son from Avon (did I mention that I sell Avon)..a Spongebob Joke Teller. That way you can have new material. You know..something from at least 1980.
Posted by Bec | November 3, 2006 4:35 PM
Posted on November 3, 2006 16:35