Tommys Thoughts

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, whipped out his gun, and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you stole my horse?” he yelled. No one answered. “Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I done in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I done in Texas!”

The man had another beer, then walked outside to find that his horse had been returned to the post. As he saddled up, the bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?”