Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink orders. The first two pigs ordered soda, but not the third pig.
“I want beer, and lots of it,” he said.
Soon, it was time to order dinner. The first two pigs ordered nice, juicy steaks.
“I want beer, and lots of it,” said the third little piggy.
Finally, the waiter asked if the pigs would like dessert. As usual, the first two pigs ordered cheesecake.
“I want beer, and lots of it,” exclaimed the third little piggy.
“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter to the third little piggy, “but why have you ordered only beer all evening?”
“Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!”
Comments (1)
omg...has WORK gotten in the way of your blogging? say it ain't so, tommy :(
i, for one, miss you
Posted by me | February 12, 2007 3:21 PM
Posted on February 12, 2007 15:21